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BEAVERTON, OR—In yet another first for the world’s premier athletic footwear manufacturer, Nike announced Tuesday the nationwide launch of the Air Fornicator, a lightweight copulating shoe designed to maximize sexual performance. Enlarge Image Nike Shoe The newly released Air Fornicators promise better traction during coitus. “Nike is proud to continue its commitment to new and innovative products with the first ever sneaker developed exclusively for sex,” president and CEO Mark Parker said. “Stylishly sculpted and contoured for enhanced comfort, the featherlight Air Fornicator provides superior energy return to reduce fatigue and boost the libido.” “With this shoe you will last longer, experience more pleasure, and fuck smarter,” Parker added. (via Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

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